unemployedsuckers on Instagram: ""Here’s how to make a fruit salad that tastes so good you’ll question every salad you’ve ever eaten… 😭🔥 🍍 Pineapple – The real MVP. Cut it small so every bite hits with that tropical punch. 🍓 Strawberries – Wash, slice, and thank me later. They make the salad look expensive. 🥭 Mango – If your mango is sweet, your salad is unbeatable. Non-negotiable. 🍇 Grapes – Add a whole handful. They bring that perfect pop when you bite. 🍌 Bananas – Slice them at the ver