Is nothing sacred in 2016? First, the year robbed the world of all its best musicians, then the Great British Bake Off fell apart, and, oh, yeah, the election happened. Now, 2016 has unmasked Ariel's ...

Darling, it's better down where it's wetter. But even with Sebastian's wisdom in mind, sometimes you want to stay above water. So how do you indulge your inner mermaid while keeping your head dry?

Search for "The Little Mermaid side-by-side," and you'll land upon several user-created videos drawing visual comparisons between Disney's 1989 hand-drawn animated hit and the trailer for the new star ...